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what's purple...tree
 
 
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!

Q. Then why is it purple?
A. It choked on a nut...'

dog days
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
genetic manipulation for good, not evil
 
 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
chicken ain't chicken
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause he freakin' felt like it!


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