HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.
'NO!' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
'NO!' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.
'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'
The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'
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