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did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?

He wanted to see her bust!

earth shaking
A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman.

"What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman.

The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang."

The woman laughs and says,

"If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"

adam was in the garden of eden feeling ...
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor.

Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to share my life with?"

God replied, "What do you have in mind?"

Adam said, "I would like a female with beautiful eyes, shiny hair, and soft skin. Someone who will never get tired of me and never argue with me. Someone who I can talk to endlessly about football. You know, someone I will want to be with forever.

God said, "Sure, I can do that for you, however it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

three men had been stuck on an island...
Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years.

Just as they were about to give up hope, one of the men finds a magic lamp.

The first man wished to be 10% smarter, and then he was able to make a fire and send morse code smoke signals for help.

The second one wished to be 25% smarter, and suddenly he knew how to build a sturdy raft capable of getting them all off the island.

Then the third man wished to be 50% smarter, and he turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

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