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porcupines
 
 
Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: Ouch.

blondes and turtles
 
 
What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

a little lysdexic humor
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

what do you call a monket...
 
 
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Scewed


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