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brains
 
 
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.

'How much is this one?' he asked. 'Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,' he explained.

'How much is that one?' he asked 'Well that one is a female brain and its $100.' he explained.

'And how much is that one?' he asked. 'That one is a male's brain and it is $500' he explained.

'Why so expensive?' the alien asked. 'Well it has hardly been used!'

lottery
 
 
A wife comes in and yells, 'Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!'

Her husband yells back, 'Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?'

The wife replies, 'I don't care! Just get the hell out!'

prehistoric pick-up line
 
 
I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed rock!
little-known facts
 
 
Why do men walk so fast? They've got three legs!

Why do women talk so much? They've got two mouths!


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