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osama is celebate
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

woman -vs- computer geek joke
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Women don't take 3 1/2' floppies.

women pass less gas
Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

some mornings
Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and on others I just let her sleep!

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