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it's not for him, stupid
 
 
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

poor couple
 
 
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, 'I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'

The woman replied, 'Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'

The man replied, 'No, I'm turning the heat off.'

chuck the yuck
 
 
What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?
"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
women and men
 
 
When is a woman above a man?

When the kitchen is upstairs!


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