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the origin of little debbie
 
 
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
perfect man, perfect woman
 
 
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

three men and a stripper
 
 
Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper came over to them and started to shake her ass. The first guy goes, 'Watch this,' so he licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it on her ass. The second guy goes, 'Oh yeah? Watch this,' so he takes a 100 dollar bill and licks it and sticks it on her ass. The third guy goes "That's nothing! He takes out his credit card, slides it down her ass crack and takes the money.'
man of the house
 
 
What is a man's idea of housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.


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