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gary condit's fowl behavior
 
 
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

arctic hooker
 
 
What is a hooker in Alaska called?

A frostitute!

bad pick-up line
 
 
Hey baby, are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!
adam was in the garden of eden feeling ...
 
 
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor.

Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to share my life with?"

God replied, "What do you have in mind?"

Adam said, "I would like a female with beautiful eyes, shiny hair, and soft skin. Someone who will never get tired of me and never argue with me. Someone who I can talk to endlessly about football. You know, someone I will want to be with forever.

God said, "Sure, I can do that for you, however it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"


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