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bird vs. fly
 
 
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
bah ram ewe
 
 
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

yo mama's so nasty... petting zoo
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the animals made her wear gloves.
capon fear
 
 
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.


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