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this joke is bananas!
 
 
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A: What are you shaking about, its me she's going to eat.

what would you do?
 
 
Q: What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?

A: Klon-dykes

the mathematics of love
 
 
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
hold the mayo
 
 
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonaise in my eye!"

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