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in the family closet
 
 
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says 'Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'

The mother interupts him. 'Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'

When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says 'I'm leaving you.'

The father, bewildered, slowly asks 'Why!?! What did I do??'

The mother turns to Jonny and says ' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'

'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.'

men born with brains?
 
 
Why are men born with more brains than dogs?

So they won't screw your leg at a cocktail party!

eyes wide shut
 
 
Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

scratch those thangs
 
 
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!


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