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old people get it on
 
 
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor found out about this and took each one into his office seperately to try and talk them out of it. First he called in the woman and he told her that the man had already had two heart attacks and was very unhealthy and could die at any time. She told the doctor that she didn't care and she left. Next, the doctor called in the man and told him that the woman was suffering from acute angina, and he said, 'I know! I peeked.'
the 45 difference
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

a man and woman are driving...
 
 
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, "PIG! "

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, "WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

hey baby, you looking for a...
 
 
Why do they put guys in road construction?

So girls get the chance to whistle at guys on the streets.


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