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three hellos
 
 
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

He is completely shocked and shouts, 'Hello, Hello, Hello!'

His wife whines, "What? No hello for me!?!"

how many men does it take?
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.

the secret of women
 
 
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

fish market
 
 
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.

He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"


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