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what is red and green?
 
 
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
first day of school
 
 
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

chicken in the road
 
 
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

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