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first day of school
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

chicken in the road
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
curious george
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?

Spank his monkey.

you're so ugly
You're so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

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