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what is red and green?
 
 
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
chicken in the road
 
 
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
first day of school
 
 
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

curious george
 
 
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?

Spank his monkey.


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