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clearly cheating
 
 
Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, 'I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone....'
women and men
 
 
When is a woman above a man?

When the kitchen is upstairs!

new from mattel!
 
 
"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!
valentine's day card shopping
 
 
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.

The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.

She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes m'am, they do, but they're in Sporting Goods."

"Really?" exclaimed the woman.

"Yes m'am. They're called darts."


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