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armed women
 
 
Why did God give women arms?

Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

men and blenders
 
 
Why are men like blenders?

Every woman has one, and doesn't know why!

monster valentine
 
 
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

clearly cheating
 
 
Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, 'I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone....'

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