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men don't like safe sex
What is a man's idea of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

shekshy legsh
You have very nice legs. What time do they open?
wives live longer
Why do wives live longer than their husbands?

Because they aren't married to women!

taxed blonde
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. 'That will be $1.08, please' says the clerk.

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'

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