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man beats dog
 
 
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

women's six inch friend
 
 
What are six inches long and irresistable to women?

Dollar bills.

armed women
 
 
Why did God give women arms?

Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

it's not for him, stupid
 
 
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."


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