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newlyweds
 
 
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?'

'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'

Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!'

'Sarah,' her mother said, 'calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

'Please don't make me tell you, mama,' wept the daughter, 'I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!'

'Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!'

Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'

here, piggy, piggy
 
 
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.

"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"

"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."

armed women
 
 
Why did God give women arms?

Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

male voltage
 
 
What's the difference between men and batteries?
Batteries have a positive side!

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