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men 'n' lightbulbs
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, men will screw anything.

what, exactly, are cats?
 
 

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

if you were my husband...
 
 
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, 'If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man replied, 'If you were my wife I would drink it.'

henry ford on marriage
 
 
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life.

“Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL.”


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