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this old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...
 
 
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.

The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

young couple
 
 
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

'Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'

'That must have hurt,' said the judge.

'No kidding,' said the best man. 'I broke three of my fingers.'

toe curl
 
 
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says.

"What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."

snowjob
 
 
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when it's going to come, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll last.

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