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hard drive
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

fire and pimpin'
 
 
What did the pimp use to put out the fire?

His hos!

squeaky clean
 
 
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, 'Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.'
The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?'
the devout catholic woman
 
 
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"


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