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bone diggers
 
 
What do dogs and women have in common?

They both like 12-inch bones.

woman's brain
 
 
How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

tub o' goo
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
kite tails and rejection
 
 
One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells, 'You need more tail!'

The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'


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