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sexual confessional
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.

'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.'

'Tell all of your sins, my daughter.'

'Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,' she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, 'Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.'

'Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?'

'No,' the priest says, 'but it'll wipe that smile off your face!'

the difference between boiling water and
What's the difference between boiling water and a woman?

You put a piece of meat in boiling water and it gets softer...
toy cars and breastices
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?

They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

sag meeting
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A. "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."

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