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the butcher's wife
 
 
How did the butcher introduce his wife?

“Meat Patty.”
the misprinted money melee
 
 
This crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try getting the $8 bill changed so he went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill, hesitated, and then gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?
house conversation
 
 
What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

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