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She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"
The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."
Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.
She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"
She said, "F.U. - F.U."
He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"
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The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I really recommend it."
The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies, "A Carnation?"
"No. No. The other one," the man says.
His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"
"No," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, yes that's it," the first man says.
He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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