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marine get up and go
How do you kill a marine?

Throw sand against the wall and tell him to hit the beach!

the happy snowman
'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

He saw the snowblower coming.'
guns don't kill....
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

lone bones
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it had no body to go with.

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