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help me, i'm on a date
 
 
What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

A hostage.

oh, god, help me find a safe house
 
 
There was a young man whose parents beat him all the time, so he went to his next-door neighbor for help.
"What about your grandparent's house?"
"They beat me too."
"What about your aunt and uncle's?"
"They beat me too."
"Well, where do you think you should live?"
"With the Oakland Raiders. They never beat anyone."
bugs and teeth
 
 
Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?

A: Count the bugs in his teeth.
stumpy the dog
 
 
Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.

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