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cannibals clowning around
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One stops and says to the other:

'Does this taste funny to you?'

"hey, nice tie'
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
cold one
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Toss me another cold one!
gotta hand it to you
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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