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clean joke, dirty joke
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!

batman and robin vs. a train
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?
They became Flatman and Ribbon!
fishing line
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
the world accordion to garp
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.

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