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Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor!!!
tell me about your circuit breaker
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it takes five sessions.

the riddle of the missing dollar
Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind the desk that they want 3 rooms. He says, "10 dollars per room so that's 30 dollars."So they pay and go up to their rooms.

Then, the deskman remembers that there is a special for 3 rooms for $25. He gives the bellhop the $5 change and tells him to take it up to them.
On the way, the bellhop realizes that he doesn't know how to split it 3 ways so he keeps 2 and gives 1 to each man.

My question is: If after the dollar refund each man paid 9 dollars and $9 x 3 men equals $27 and the bellhop only has $2, then what happened to the other dollar?

where are my meds?
How many manic depressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let them them cry in the dark.

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