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greed
 
 
There once was a man named Joe and he was talking to God and he asked, 'How much is a penny worth in heaven?'

God replied, 'One million dollars.'

Then Joe asked, 'How long is a minute in heaven?'

God said, 'One million years.'

So Joe asked for a penny and God said, 'Sure, just wait a minute.'

ice cream lessons
 
 
Where would you learn how to make ice cream?

At Sundae school.

teepee
 
 
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?


A: He drowned in his teapea.
kangaroo + leap year =
 
 
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

A leap year!


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