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the leaning tower of pisa
 
 
Did you hear the Italian Government is going to put a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? They figure what good is the inclination, if you don't have the time.
sleepwalking nun
 
 
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin' Catholic.

bloody mary
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

math is sexy.
 
 
What is the square root of 69?

Ate something.


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