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why can't skeletons play music in ...
 
 
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?

A: Because they've got no organs.

poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
with good claus
 
 
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
do you know a good veterination?
 
 
Guy: Do you know a good veterination? Girl: No, why? Guy: I've got sick pythons.

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