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car fun
When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a parking lot.

that's not the pope's line of work, fool
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor, "Father, surely you can do something about this.."'

To which the Pope replied, "Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management."

cow at cranberry cove
What do you call a cow murder mystery?

A moo-done-it.

eye rubbers
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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