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low blow
 
 
Do you take offense when someone blows in your hair?

What about a midget?
sub-standard school systems
 
 
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mom do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
Victor: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and you're the Principal!
redhead joke
 
 
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.
redneck theft
 
 
You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food stamps.

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