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an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
faraway books
 
 
Q: What does a book have when it's far away?
A: A pager.
flap jacket
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!


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