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that fly
 
 
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?

His Butt!

mountain bike
 
 
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.

"How'd you get that, son?"

"By hiking."

"Hiking?"

"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."

barbie
 
 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
dikfer
 
 
"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"
"A what?"
"A dikfer."
"What's a dikfer?"
"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

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