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eggplant and nuts
 
 
SON: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
DAD: An onion son.
SON: You`ve obviously never been hit in the nads with an eggplant then dad!'
blonde secretary's memo to her boss
 
 
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
a roomful of rednecks
 
 
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth.

clip clop bang
 
 
Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.


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