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snack food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

the young and the scalpless
Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

faraway books
Q: What does a book have when it's far away?
A: A pager.
flap jacket
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!

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