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the young and the scalpless
 
 
Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.

bulimic digits
 
 
What does a bulimic call two fingers?

Dessert.

old lady & the dollar
 
 

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."


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