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geometry fun
 
 
What's round and snarling?

A vicious circle.
most letters
 
 
What two words have the most letters in them?

Post Office!
the florist's twins
 
 
Did you hear about the florist's twins?

Why yes! One was a budding genius and the other was a blooming idiot.
old lady & the dollar
 
 

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."


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