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what do you get when you divide ...
 
 
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!
yo daddy's so dumb... court
 
 
Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in the court!" he said, "Let me get an order of chicken wings and french fries."
oscar meyer
 
 
Q: How come Frankenstein couldn't have kids?

A: Because he had a hollow weenie!
pantyhose
 
 
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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