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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
 
 
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

the last southern virgin
 
 
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a virgin?

Faster than her brothers.

guy from west virginia
 
 
What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has no sisters?

A Virgin.
gay church
 
 
How do you know you're in a gay church?

Only half of the congregation is kneeling!

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