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wooden shoe
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
computer memory
 
 
Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?

A: It says 'byte me'

undercover cops
 
 
What's another name for undercover cops?

Pigs-in-a-blanket.

narcoleptic priest
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!

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