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halloween: which witch?
 
 
What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling!

stupid acid humor
 
 
What happens when two acids collide?

An acid-dent.
dirty dog
 
 
"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to the little girl.

"Yes," the girl replied, "and he's even prettier clean."
fish fish fish
 
 
Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools

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