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havaii or hawaii
 
 
These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask the gentleman that was walking by. The gentleman said, 'Havaii.' So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.' The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.'
murder by numbers
 
 
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
fetal attraction
 
 
How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo?

It uses a stem cell phone!

a road trip to yo mama
 
 
Yo mama so fat, it took 1 train 4cars and 7 buses to get on her good side.

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