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navy intelligence
 
 
Military Humor...

How do you sink a navy submarine?

Simply knock on the door!

wailing whale
 
 
What do you do with a blue whale?

Cheer it up!

two sausages were frying in a pan
 
 
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here"
The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
top ten... sleeping at desk
 
 
10) 'They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'

9) 'This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'

8) 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!'

7) 'I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'

6) 'I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'

5) 'I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?'

4) 'Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'

3) 'The coffee machine is broken...'

2) 'Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...'

1) '.....in Jesus' name, Amen.'

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