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what's worse?
 
 
What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

a prayer before dying
 
 
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
math book talk
 
 
What did one math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!
make a sentence
 
 
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

'Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!'

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