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boomerang
 
 
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.

skeleton
 
 
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

"Bone-appetit."
happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

500 lawyers in the ocean
 
 
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.


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