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halle berry bares all
Halle Berry got a $500,000 bonus for her much-ballyhooed, first-ever topless scene in Dominic Sena's Swordfish. And Jay Leno got an unscheduled sneak peek when Berry guested on "The Tonight Show" shortly before the film's release...

Thanks to her plunging neckline, Berry revealed rather more to her host than she had planned. "My problem is, I've never sat down in this dress," said a blushing Berry as she attempted to cover herself.

Leno's impromptu reply? "My problem is... I can't stand up!"

famous people and chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Plato: for the greater good. Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. Douglass Adams: 42 Oliver North: National security was at stake. Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. Ronald Regan: I forget. Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too

those crazy vermont folk
Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

what does saddam and fred flintstone have in ...
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.

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