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the house
What kind of house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.
the wooden car and other wastes
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go!
a ton of pinching?
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!

clean your clock
Why are clocks considered freaks?

'Cause they have three hands!

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