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crazy clone humor
There are 2 clones, one of the clones is real nice and well mannered, while the other one is real nasty and mean and always says bad words. So one day the 'good' clone pushes the 'bad' clone off the roof of a building.

The next day the police came to his house and arrest him for making an "obscene clone fall"!
drip... drip... drip
Q: What color are raindrops?

A: Watercolors.

philosopher lightbulb
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: one to change the lightbulb, the other not to change the lightbulb!
shopping for toilet paper
Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping for toilet paper?

A: 2-Ply or not 2-Ply? That is the question.

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