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gay on airplane
 
 
What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?

A fruit fly.
an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
knock knock... dishes
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

skeleton
 
 
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

"Bone-appetit."

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