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i went to the bank
 
 
I went to the bank last week and said to the cashier, "can you check my balance please?"

She pushed me over!
you smarthole
 
 
What do you call a smart hole in the wall?

A wisecrack!
amorous amish people! kinky!
 
 
An Amish couple had just been married and had gone to a hotel for their honeymoon. The Amish man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said this occasion was very special to them and they needed a good room. The clerk asked if he wanted the bridal. The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied, 'No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
two morons
 
 
Once there were these two morons sitting on a rock.
One moron fell off.
Why didn't the other one fall off?
He was a little more on!

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