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spiritual awakening
 
 
You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell.
sumo kamikaze
 
 
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted 'God save Scotland!'
The English man jumped off and shouted 'God Save England!'
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted 'God save the person who I land on!'
mmm...smells good
 
 
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!
a little boy wrote to santa ...
 
 
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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