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medicinal marijuana
 
 
Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

Because you'll get a budclot!

polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
eskimos &their peculiar laundry habits
 
 
Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
Because it was too cold outside.

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