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bathroom
 
 
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?”

A: Because when you pee you go, “AHHHHH!”
drip... drip... drip
 
 
Q: What color are raindrops?

A: Watercolors.

philosopher lightbulb
 
 
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: one to change the lightbulb, the other not to change the lightbulb!
dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.

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