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beans & onions: delicious
 
 
What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas!

dog days
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
the happy snowman
 
 
'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

He saw the snowblower coming.'
cold one
 
 
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other?

A: Toss me another cold one!

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