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monks made a mistake
 
 
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.

"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."

"Can I see one?"

"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.

"What? What does it say?"

"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

best goldfish joke ever!
 
 
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
after school snack
 
 
Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.

infectious fast food
 
 
What do you call an annorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!


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