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it's a family thing
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."
the florist's twins
Did you hear about the florist's twins?

Why yes! One was a budding genius and the other was a blooming idiot.
knock knock... dishes
Knock, knock!

Who's there?


Dishes who?

Dishes the police -- we have you surrounded!

sheep and kangaroo
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.

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