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stupid acid humor
 
 
What happens when two acids collide?

An acid-dent.
murder by numbers
 
 
Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!
happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

wailing whale
 
 
What do you do with a blue whale?

Cheer it up!


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