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higher, mommy!
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.
you sinner!!!!!!!
A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents you from enjoying it.
scary stages of college
me figuring out that you only need a 54% to pass the final than you have actually spent studying.

3. The college drunk confronts you and says: "Don't you think you should get to work now?"

4. Your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test!

5. Your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."

6. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, b*#%h!"

mathematical cows
Q: How do cows do subtraction?

A: They use a cowculater.

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