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english jesus
 
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?

Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

70's cookie band?
 
 
What do you call a 70's cookie band?
OREO Speedwagon!
traffic lights
 
 
Why does a red light turn red?

If you had to change in front of everyone you'd turn red, too.
shoes
 
 
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then you are a mile away and you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him

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