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military service
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
one day, a mechanic was working late...
 
 
One day, a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a cup with lunch.

His friend was a little concerned but didn't say anything. The next day, he decided to drink a pint. The day after that, he was up to a full bottle's worth. His friend was now really worried. 'You know, that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better stop drinking that stuff!"

"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time!"

bootiful
 
 
Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts?

The Boo-ty Parlor!
a happy meal
 
 
What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you?

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