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lightbulb... actors
 
 
How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

30 -- one to screw in the light bulb and 29 other actors to watch him and say, 'I could've done it better.'

you might be ghetto
 
 
You might be ghetto if your phone's in your baby's name!
you're so dirty
 
 
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine!
free sex with fill up
 
 
Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full tank. After he was done, they paid and the attendant started to walk away.
"Wait," the driver yelled, "what about my free sex?" The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the car.
"Okay, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10."
"6."
"No, the answer was 3. Sorry." As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant agreed.
"7."
"No, I told you the answer was 3." The driver then sped off.
"I think that game was rigged," said the passenger. "There is no way to win.'
"Uh-uh," the driver said. "My wife won three times last week."

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