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The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke."
"No problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the physician shoe and spat in it.
When he returned with the Coke, the other attorney said, "That looks good, think I'll have one too."
Again, the physician obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Physician slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked.
"This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?"
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'How the hell did you go past me so fast like that!?' the guy in the Corvette asks.
The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, 'MY SUSPENDERS ARE CAUGHT IN YOUR CAR DOOR!!!!'
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1. Life is sexually transmitted.
2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
3. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
4. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
5. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
6. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
9. Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
10. When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
11. If you're living on the edge, make sure you wear your seat belt.
12. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
13. There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
14. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
15. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
16. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
17. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
18. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
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