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lopsided cow
 
 
What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

speed demon
 
 
Harold and Lloyd were speeding down the road when a cop pulled them over.
"You were going eighty!" the officer yelled. "Why so fast?"
"We have a good reason," Lloyd explained to the cop. "Our brakes are no good so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
name those tracks
 
 
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
 
 
Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead?

To make up her mind.


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