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you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"
punk 'n' parrot
 
 
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"

masochism tango
 
 
What did the sadist do to the masochist?
Nothing!
sensitive men
 
 
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.


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