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knock knock... nobel
 
 
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
 
 
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.

crazy state puns
 
 
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
rain n' money
 
 
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!


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