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search and destroy
 
 
What is the thing that you keep on looking for and when you find it you throw it away?

A booger.
men don't like safe sex
 
 
What is a man's idea of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

constipation
 
 
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

dangerous toys
 
 
What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?

Tackle me Elmo!


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