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sheep and kangaroo
 
 
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A sweater with big pockets.
old lady & the dollar
 
 

A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."

jingle balls ii
 
 
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because he carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times!

flap jacket
 
 
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!


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